McDonald County Jokes

[jackd]

Anyone know any good McDonald County jokes?

[Scutter]

Aw come on Jack, that is no way to treat our neighbors to the south. Actually the best joke in Mac County used to be the Noel City Jail when I was a kid. People were breaking out of it as fast at the City Marshal was putting them in. God but I love the memories of my mis-spent youth.

[shinobi]

Ummm... the only ones I know aren't fit for public viewing. Not that I could remember them all any way.

[shinobi]

Does anyone have any McD jokes they can post here?

[Scutter]

McDonald County is the joke Shinobe but they are not quite as bad as us yet.

Last Name__________________
First Name check appropriate box.

Billy-Bob __
Billy-joe __
Billy-Ray__
Billy-Sue__.

Age____if unknown guess,
SEX__m____f____NOT SURE___
Shoe size left__ right__

Occupation____
farmer
unemployed
dirty politician
mechanic,
waitress,
SPOUSE NAME,
1ST WIFE__________
2ND WIFE__________
3RD WIFE___________
lovers name__________

Relationship to spouse.
sister,brother,aunt,uncle,father,mother,cousin,pet ,daughter,son

number of children living in shed
number that are yours,
mothers name,
fathers name,

Education level
1st.2nd,3rd,4th

How often do yo brush your teeth,
color of your teeth,

Do You speek english,

What brand of tobacco do you prefer.

[shinobi]

ROFLMAO!!!! :D

Hey! Wait a minute...I know people that could honestly fill this out!!! That makes it even better!!!

[Scutter]

Yeah, I do too Shinobi and that is truly a sobering thought.

Originally posted by Bloud
Last Name__________________
First Name check appropriate box.

Billy-Bob __
Billy-joe __
Billy-Ray__
Billy-Sue__.

Age____if unknown guess,
SEX__m____f____NOT SURE___
Shoe size left__ right__

Occupation____
farmer
unemployed
dirty politician
mechanic,
waitress,
SPOUSE NAME,1ST WIFE__________
2ND WIFE__________
3RD WIFE___________
lovers name__________

Relationship to spouse.
sister,brother,aunt,uncle,father,mother,cousin,pet ,daughter,son

number of children living in shed
number that are yours,
mothers name,
fathers name,

Education level
1st.2nd,3rd,4th

How often do yo brush your teeth,
color of your teeth,

Do You speek english,

What brand of tobacco do you prefer. ;)



GOOD ONE:)

[McDonaldCountyX]

...of this thread until today...hell hath no fury like that of Mac County scorned...consider yourselves warned...! :fencing:

[Scutter]

Aw come on X. We only make fun of people we like.